It's a scientific fact that you don't talk about dieting to a pregnant woman...especially when she is in the last trimester, and forgot what she really is supposed to look like. Well, Brian is recovering from a knee injury, is just about back to full speed, and is super psyched about taking off the pounds he put on while his knee was on the blitz. I took it pretty well... for a while. Until he got a little more specific. And I quote,
"I just wish I could get rid of this stuff in the middle", he says.
OK. That's enough. Compared to MY middle, buddy, you're doin' just fine. So Stop it. Seriously.
I actually told him that...and even though I was kind of smiling, he got it, because the next day he came home with this to show me....
1 minute and 46 seconds of pure truth. And funny. Very. Very. Funny.
So the only thing that could be better would be a new one entitled "Things you don't say to your PREGNANT wife!
Come on. Click the video. It's worth every second!
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